Legal Bytes Song Lyrics

STRATEGIC UNITY

 

Hey, Hey, Hey – I-L-T-A.

There's just -one thing that we want to sing about today.

We, We, We believe,

That peace is born in strategic unity.

Now mama, your baby boy works in IT (Oh, no!)

And my sweet mama made one thing clear to me.(just one!)

If you're going to work with lawyers you will need (What will you need?)     

To find myself strategic unity.

 

                S-t-r-a-t-e-g-i-c. (Oh yeah)

                U-n-i-t-y is what I need. (Oh yeah)

                S-t-r-a-t-e-g-i-c. (That spells strategic!)

                U-n-i-t-y spells unity.

 

There's a CIO in Boston that I know. (Who dat?)  

Whose projects die cause they don't have good workflow. (Oh no.)

And another in Nevada, down the way, (Right down there!)

Whose systems have been down for seven days. (Despair!)

Now I'm guessing – you can tell me what they need (We know!)

And I'm guessing – this is something you've achieved (We have!)

Cause there's one thing every law firm must receive: (One thing!)

Is to plan things with strategic unity.

 

                Chorus

 


A VIRTUALIZED LIFE

 

I went up in the cloud – I flew in my invisible plane.

There were web applications floating there with the wind and the rain.

I'm not quite sure when  and I'm not quite sure why

That my firm moved its data structure up to the sky,

But I know, yes I know that I'm going to live a virtualized life.

                Whoa, whoa, whoa, yes, I lead a virtualized life.

                I come home after work and get SaaSed by my virtualized wife.

                My children all ask, "Daddy, what do you do?"

                Not nearly as much as I used to do.

                Whoa, whoa, whoa, yes, I lead a virtualized life.

I clustered my servers – and laid off my two engineers.

Turned on replication then went out for a couple of beers.

Access is easy – for the lawyers and me,

Because virtual storage is as cheap as can be.

So I know, yes I know that I'm going to live a virtualized life

                Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I lead a virtualized life.

                My work's cut in half with one slice of a virtualized knife.

                My data seems safe though I can't touch it at all,

                So I'm leaving the office to goof off at the mall.

                Whoa, whoa, whoa, yes, I lead a virtualized life.

Whoa, I lead a virtualized life.  Whoa, I've got a virtualized wife.

Whoa, my scalability's right.  Whoa, I lead  a virtualized life.



WALKING IN YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT

 

I'm walking – in your carbon footprint,

Because if my dream came true – it would be to go green with you.

I'll hold you forever – until all the glaciers melt.

It'll always be me and you – without so much CO2

                That's why I'm walking in your carbon footprint baby,

                And someday we'll hear wedding bells.

                We're going to find true love – and save the planet as well.

Let's make it our mission – to stop these emissions,

We'll send out some solar flares – to power our virtual shares.

I just got an email – with a thank you from Mother Earth,

The heat between you and me – can give the world energy.

                Chorus

                                And one fine day in a new tomorrow.

                                There won’t be any ecological sorrow

                                We'll kiss goodnight and we'll say good morning.

                                And keep up the fight against global warming.

                                I'm walking in your carbon footprint – and now you're walking in mine.

 


USER LOVE

I'm in love with a user.

She's into technology.

I'm in love with a user.

She ain't no ID-10-T.

She's so very sweet - her lips are like heaven,

But I can't get a kiss until I'm on Windows 7

I'm in love with a user and she - she likes a little IT.

I'm in love with a user.

She moved her stuff on my SAN.

I'm in love with a user.

She can stream on my WAN.

She knows what to backup – what updates to load

And every love letter is scripted in code

I'm in love with a user and she - she likes a little IT.

Oh, she's got her certifications.

Oh, there's actual documentation.

Oh, this ain't no malware attack.

Oh, she's got her own server rack!

I'm in love with a user.

She calls the help desk all day.

I'm in love with a user.

She calls up just to say "Hey!"

I love how I feel when she stands by my side.

I'm going to upgrade that user and make her my bride,

I'm in love with a user and she - she likes a little IT.

               

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